FUNCTIONAL ALCHEMY
Once you send payment, we’ll email you with course details & how to prepare.
We are so excited to dive in with you!
COURSE FAQ:
Q: DO I NEED TO ORDER THE FUNCTION LAB PANEL IN ORDER TO PARTICIPATE
A: Though it is not required It is HIGHLY recommended that you order the lab panel through Function Health in addition to taking this course as we will be spending time going over what we can learn about labs in depth.
Q: HOW DOES FUNCTION LABS WORK?
A: You order labs online, then go to your local blood draw clinic and the results get back to you within 2-3 weeks. We suggest for all participants who sign up to order labs either a month before the course starts or ordering the labs upon the course starting. Function Labs is an annual subscription of $500 a year that can be cancelled any time and provides two comprehensive lab panels a year. We will be utilizing one of those two panels for our course together.
Q: I AM WORKING WITH A HEALTH PROVIDER - IS THIS STILL FOR ME?
A: 100%, yes! In fact, we highly recommend having a qualified practitioner on board to continue this work since we are not providing medical care or therapy care in this educational course.
Q: WILL THERE BE REPLAYS/RECORDINGS IN CASE I MISS A WEEK?
A: Yes, a replay will be sent to your e-mail after every class.
Q: CAN I SIGN UP IF I CAN’T MAKE IT LIVE ON TUESDAY NIGHTS?
A: Yes, absolutely. While you won’t be experiencing the live group container, healing is not limited by time or space. You will still benefit from the nurturing community space and can connect with others in our private WhatsApp group.
Q: WHAT IS THE TIME COMMITMENT?
A: Bi-Weekly 2-hour meetings: Time TBD as a group. Homework assignments and outside dedication to this course is optional, but we recommend allotting around 30-90 minutes a week outside of class to deepen in the practices we share.
Q: HOW DOES THE PRICING TIER SYSTEM WORK?
A: Capitalism has taught us to get the “best deal” whenever possible. We are re-imagining a community-oriented pricing structure where those with more financial resources pay more than the true cost of the program in order to directly support those needing financial support for the program. We ask that you make your tier choice with heart and integrity.
Q: ARE THERE PAYMENT PLANS AVAILABLE?
A: Yes! After you choose the appropriate tier, you have the option to pay for the course in full; or in 2 or 3 monthly payments. All payment plans are available at 0% interest. If cost is the ONLY thing stopping you from applying, please reach out and talk with us.
Q: ARE THERE REFUNDS?
A: There will not be refunds for this course. This course isn’t going to just be about learning info to regurgitate information, it’s going to be about remembering the WIDSOM of your lineage and body. Because of the experiential nature of the work, we are not offering refunds.
Q: CAN I CONNECT WITH PEOPLE BETWEEN CLASS?
A: Yes, we will have a private WhatsApp group for bonding, sharing, and connection.
*These services are not considered psychotherapy and are not clinical. If you are interested in working together, please note that you are agreeing to be responsible for your participation in this course and will not hold Gabrielle Bodzin responsible for any challenges that arise.